Jersey Shore Season 3
After the drama of Miami in Season 2 (The Situation nearly burning the house down, Ronnie's on again off again creeping, Angelina getting it on with Vinny as well as Snooki'sSmush and thendisappearing into the wild blue yonder, and, of course, THAT anonymous letter), well, the gang are headed back to the Guido heartland for the third season of the MTV's smash hit series -Jersey Shore.
It seems like the break has not cooled the gang off at all. Deena "Blast in a glass" Cortese, a long-time friend of Snooki's, and the replacement for the now permanently departed Angelina, doesn't take long to make an impression - if making an impression includes a strip tease for The Situation and starting a brawl. Ronnie and Sammimay not be going out any more (sort of)but they are stillupsetting their housemates by missing out on "family dinner". It is a big deal apparently.
Season 3 also bares witness to Ronnie's excessive drinking, Snooki's arrest, Sammi making up with the girls, J-Woww's ex-boyfriend, Sammi leaving, Sammi coming back, The Situation stirring the pot... you know what, just buy the DVD and you'll see.
Jersey Shore Season 3 includes all 13 episodes of the original season plus the end of season reunion special, a host of special features including extended scenes, featurettes, confessionals and a bonus episode -the pilot of the UK spin off series Geordie Shore.
Disc 1: After Hours-Free Snooki
Disc 2: After Hours - Cabs Are Here!
Disc 3: After Hours - A Cheesy Situation
Disc 4: Reunion Special / Photo Shoot / Extended Scenes / Hook Ups / Confessionals / Bonus Episode - Geordie Shore Pilot
Jersey Shore Season 3
Rated: MA 15+
Available to own on DVD March 1st
Episode 1 - Back to the Shore
Things quickly return to form as the cast returns to Seaside, NJ in the season premiere. Angelina's replacement, Deena, does a strip tease for The Situation and starts a brawl
Episode 2 - It's Going to Be An Interesting Summer
The altercation between Sammi and JWOWW causes tension in the house. Ronnie and Sammi keep isolating themselves, missing the first Sunday family dinner. When Ronnie decides to chill and have fun with the rest of the house, Sammi feels neglected.
Episode 3 - Where's The Beach
Sammi decides to make up with Snooki and Deena. JWOWW runs into her old boyfriend Roger and sparks fly. Snooki runs into trouble and gets arrested for public intoxication.
Episode 4 - Free Snooki
After Snooki is arrested, she becomes miserable. That is until she meets a new guy. Deena meets Ronnie's stunt double. Meanwhile, JWOWW's relationship with Tom ends.
Episode 5 - Drunk Punch Love
Ronnie and JWOWW are friends again, leading to Sammi punching Ronnie in the face. Vinny picks up a girl with an over-protective family. The Situation learns Deena's dirty little secret at the barber shop.
Episode 6 - Should We Just Break Up
Ronnie's excessive drinking causes painful side effects. Snooki meets a guy who might be engaged. Pauly D makes peace with an old nemesis.
Episode 7 - Cabs Are Here
Ronnie and Sammi's chaotic relationship comes to a conclusion. When Ronnie demolishes all of Sammi's things, she has to make a decision whether or not to leave the Jersey Shore.
Episode 9 - Kissing Cousins
Snooki's summer of hookups comes back to trouble her. The Situation pulls a huge prank on Deena and Snooki. But the other guys have the final laugh when they ditch The Situation for taking his time getting ready for dinner.
Episode 10 - A Cheesy Situation
Sammi's return to the shore house puts Ronnie at a loss for words. Snooki's feelings for Vinny persist. The Situation gets with a girl who he's convinced smells similar to cheese, but doesn't recognize he's been pranked in a major way.
Episode 11 - GTF - Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi is Texting
Vinny and Pauly D take a road trip to Staten Island. Roger becomes more than just a rebound for JWOWW. The Situation reveals Sammi's shady ways, causing Ronnie to question his love for her.
Episode 12 - A House Divided
Mike continues to bring about drama between Ronnie and Sammi. Snooki has an argument with a drunken Vinny.
Episode 13 - At The End Of The Day
The roommates say goodbye to another summer at the Jersey Shore. While one couple reaches a crossroads in their relationship, another couple makes it official.
Quotes from Season 2
Sammi on Exboyfriends:
Arvin: Sam, we made out before.
Sam: No, we haven't.
Arvin: Yeah, we have.
Sam: No, we haven't.
Snooki On Running For Office:
Snooki: After I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president. I would get $h!t done in this country. The economy would rise, everyone would be tan, and all the radios would play house music.
Pauly D on aesthetics:
Grenade: I know I'm a grenade, but you guys are fine as hell.
Pauly D: This woman is not a grenade. This woman is an atomic bomb about to blow.
Vinny fake tans:
Vinny: Oh my God, I'm a different race!
Jenni (curiously profound) on life:
Jenni: It reminds me of the aquarium, the moment you tap the glass and make 'em come to you, it freaks you out.
Vinny on Homosexuality:
Vinny: Are you fully gay?
Ronnie on honesty:
Sammi: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Ronnie: This is why I cheated on you in Miami!
The Situation on... well, your guess is as good as mine:
Situation: He orders her roses, and then she texts this kid. The principle that she ... the intention ... and that intention, once you cross that line, that intention line, it's horrible.it's not good. You do not let a girl do this to you.