After the drama of Miami in Season 2 (The Situation nearly burning the house down, Ronnie's on again off again creeping, Angelina getting it on with Vinny as well as Snooki'sSmush and thendisappearing into the wild blue yonder, and, of course, THAT anonymous letter), well, the gang are headed back to the Guido heartland for the third season of the MTV's smash hit series -Jersey Shore.
It seems like the break has not cooled the gang off at all. Deena "Blast in a glass" Cortese, a long-time friend of Snooki's, and the replacement for the now permanently departed Angelina, doesn't take long to make an impression - if making an impression includes a strip tease for The Situation and starting a brawl. Ronnie and Sammimay not be going out any more (sort of)but they are stillupsetting their housemates by missing out on "family dinner". It is a big deal apparently.
Season 3 also bares witness to Ronnie's excessive drinking, Snooki's arrest, Sammi making up with the girls, J-Woww's ex-boyfriend, Sammi leaving, Sammi coming back, The Situation stirring the pot... you know what, just buy the DVD and you'll see.
Jersey Shore Season 3 includes all 13 episodes of the original season plus the end of season reunion special, a host of special features including extended scenes, featurettes, confessionals and a bonus episode -the pilot of the UK spin off series Geordie Shore.
Special Features:
Disc 1: After Hours-Free Snooki
Disc 2: After Hours - Cabs Are Here!
Disc 3: After Hours - A Cheesy Situation
Disc 4: Reunion Special / Photo Shoot / Extended Scenes / Hook Ups / Confessionals / Bonus Episode - Geordie Shore Pilot
Jersey Shore Season 3
Rated: MA 15+
Available to own on DVD March 1st
RRP $39.99
Episode 1 - Back to the Shore
Things quickly return to form as the cast returns to Seaside, NJ in the season premiere. Angelina's replacement, Deena, does a strip tease for The Situation and starts a brawl
Episode 2 - It's Going to Be An Interesting Summer
The altercation between Sammi and JWOWW causes tension in the house. Ronnie and Sammi keep isolating themselves, missing the first Sunday family dinner. When Ronnie decides to chill and have fun with the rest of the house, Sammi feels neglected.
Sammi on Exboyfriends:
Arvin: Sam, we made out before.
Sam: No, we haven't.
Arvin: Yeah, we have.
Sam: No, we haven't.
Snooki On Running For Office:
Snooki: After I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president. I would get $h!t done in this country. The economy would rise, everyone would be tan, and all the radios would play house music.
Pauly D on aesthetics:
Grenade: I know I'm a grenade, but you guys are fine as hell.
Pauly D: This woman is not a grenade. This woman is an atomic bomb about to blow.
Vinny fake tans:
Vinny: Oh my God, I'm a different race!
Jenni (curiously profound) on life:
Vinny on Homosexuality:
Vinny: Are you fully gay?
Girl: No.
Vinny: Awesome.
Ronnie on honesty:
Sammi: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Ronnie: This is why I cheated on you in Miami!
The Situation on... well, your guess is as good as mine:
Situation: He orders her roses, and then she texts this kid. The principle that she ... the intention ... and that intention, once you cross that line, that intention line, it's horrible.it's not good. You do not let a girl do this to you.
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