The hunt is on for this year's most gorgeous, finest and keenest Australians, craziest idiots, dackers, fake tanners and tanty-throwers in a con-tentious new awards program led by Con The Fruiterer, the iconic retailer of the legendary comedy series The Comedy Company.

To commemorate the second annual Australia 'Summer Stonefruit' Day on January 25th, a special day of appreciation for the country's dribbilicious peaches, nectarines, plums and apricots and a natural extension of the nation's official birthday celebrations, Con will be handing out some mouth-watering, rib-tickling alternatives to the official Australia Day Awards.